The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad (2012)

"The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad" is a direct-to-video beach comedy built around swimwear contests and thin excuses to keep its cast poolside. Beverly Lynne headlines the cast alongside Kelli Mccarty, Michelle Maylene, and Brandin Rackley, all four playing into the genre's usual formula of low plot and high skin count. The archive holds 4 scenes pulled from the film, with Kelli Mccarty topless in one clip and Michelle Maylene bare in another. Brandin Rackley gets a beachside scene of her own, and Beverly Lynne closes out the set with a fourth clip of exposure. Nothing here reaches for a story beyond the premise, and the film never asks anyone to expect one.