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The Story of Spazy Spazlport
Spazy Spazlport was born into a hog farmers family in Tijuana, Mexico whore house capital of the world. In his young adolescence life Spazy got diagnosed by the local doctor called “Pigs Jump Walls & Borders”. Spazlports’s family wanted to get rid of him being a outcast to society, so they never talked to him much and just wanted to use Spazy as another worker for their business. Of course it was fine with Spazy because he loved eating pigs… not.
When Spazy’s mother caught him fist banging the family’s price beauty pig Jennifer Lawnmower, she said its enough and cant handle it anymore. She grabbed Spazy Spazlport to Mexico City and dumped him on some Buddhist missionaries who felt bad for young Spazy and took him back with them to the land of Amerigo Vespucci.
After over paying University Spazy was ready to settle down. As a active Buddhist and pro cocksman it didn’t take long before Spazlport acquired his first wife, the exquisite Mangaletor crazy bitch. And as you would think, happy ending is not what Spazy was after.
As one day Spazlport came home early from taking care of his beloved pigs to find Jennifer Lawnmower reading a OMG! magazine. Immediately Spazy did not give a fuck and had to kick his wife out and start posting scandalous stories of all these attention wanting so called celeb whores, for his own likening and humiliation while making money offering something free for his fanatic followers!
Spazlport made it a re-carnation crusade to avenge Jennifer’s death who got destroyed by the poisonous Drunken Desperate Housewife Show celebrity culture. So Spazy took his computer and moved to his beach shack where he could focus on become the paprazzi and be featured in big city publications like New York, and reincarnated all the Shaolin Buddha kung fu masters to form the gossip site CelebMasta.com. Then as others mention Spazy now the Master since he made Nene Leakes his bitch and his own Desperate Housewife show! There you have it haters and now I’m the Master.
This old and ancient sun god loving publication thought that Spazy did a good job making Nene Leakes Atlanta’s house wife his little bitch so they made a wonderful article about it.
The Bravo TV channel opened about Nene Leakes and Spazy being amazing at making new shows and her new HSN cooking show or some sort of crap. Anyways it was nice of them to mention the new desperate house wife.
Eonline thanked Nene Leakes and sent their best regards when she was injured on Spazy’s pig farm, however she didn’t listen probably thought he was cheating or something and needed to get hospitalized but its all good now from all the support and NENE is safe and sound. Even tough Spazlport told her to never go around the farm it is dangerous.
Teh New Jersey Newspaper site showed off all the talented Hollywood actors in Dancing With The Stars show and Nene Leakes was nominated and for that Spazy made sure to she thanked her dance fans for getting all that publication and great dance training prior the competition.